5) Going to work on "casual Friday" wearing my favorite pair of sweatpants; the ones with the strategically placed hole in the back.

4) My hard drive has become a cornucopia of porn-oooh-topia!

3) I'm now able to lift small, European cars with my right hand.

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2) Fantasizing about Erin, that hot cartoon redhead from the Esurance commercials.




1) Uncomfortably working the word "fingering" into random conversations.

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