Even tho I do not possess you, I love you. You have many cool apps, some of them actually useful.
I laughed really hard when my friend dropped his in the pool. I was jealous, because I did not have one.
I continued to laugh as he cried over his water damaged Iphone, cause he kind of looks like an Asian chipmunk when he cries.
it occurred to me that chipmunks do not deserve Iphones and that's why the Iphone jumped into the pool.
Iphone, I will possess you, someday, sans that damn mandatory AT&T data plan. The end.

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