Old people and cell phones.

It really should be mandatory for anyone over the age of 60 to have to learn how to text message!


"No, old lady sitting next to me at the dentist's office, it is NOT OKAY for you to whip out your old ass cell phone and proceed to have 15 different conversations while you wait to have your gums scraped."

I really don't want to know that you just got a new belly button ring and it's "uncomfortable"!

She wasn't even using her inside voice, either!